Letter to the BBC’s Resident Presidents
Letter to the BBC’s
Resident Presidents
By: Abraham Daljang
Maker, Kampala Uganda.
Dear resident Presidents, this letter come to inform you that
I am forming an opposition for democratic change (ODC). We have been fighting
together for 50 years in the Bush house in order to obtain independent. Indeed,
we moved to the new house at broadcasting House after we overwhelmingly voted
for independence. I know you have not been happy with me because of my thirst
for power which made me defected several times during our movement, you must
know that all I needed was power. But thank God that I became the Vice
president in our new house government in London. I was about to start enjoying
the sweat of our toil at a dinner table but you sacked me and the entire BBC
cabinet before we could relish the food; we oppose you because we could not
stand seeing you eating alone when we had all suffered during that thicket Bush
house war in London. I was so impatient to wait for the next elections because
I discovered that your two years as presidents in the new broadcasting house
are too long than the 34 years Robert Mugabe spent in power. I want you to know
that our new house will not be in peace unless you resign and I become the
president, I know you feared that I would win the elections, didn’t you?
You made me and my colleagues to oppose you because we
prophesied that you will be a dictator as manifested in some actions you did in
recent months. I am aware that some of us stole billions of dollars and you
pardon them, you deserve credit for that. You and I decided to train an indiscipline
army who started to assault each other but later turned their anger on our
innocent civilians. When I ran away, you said I had staged a coup which I
denied although some people said I planned for this violent. Yes I have decided
to form a democratic movement called new broadcasting house democratic
movement. I am aware that the peace talk which is going on in France between my
delegations and yours will not yield positive results until you remove the
Russian Red army from our new house. I am glad that our delegations are eating
well in the 5 star hotels in France while the people are starving in
displacement camps. I am still thinking of other options; maybe I should have
been doing the Walk-to-Work Protest so that I cause harmless commotions in the
city while wrestling with police. But I am afraid you would spray me with tear
gas pepper. Well, I will decide to take that option if you and I agree to end
the suffering of those civilians.
I look forwards to registering my political party to
challenge you in the next election instead of me eating under these trees and
you in the house while our armies are battling for us in hot sun.
Thank you for your consideration and see you during the
campaigns and elections
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Yours opposition leader
Great Piece,,, Daljang I'm gonna substitute Oli-Chambo. Both has been preaching African leaders wish to die in the chair and forget they are too. In every proffesions people have to retire but for them it not the case. Anyhow wishes them the best and evacuates the office for us.
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